suntan

You get burnt because you're too cool to wear sun lotion, then they go inside like woah im burnt holy shit



Urban Suntan
A suntan only covering face and lower arms due to the fact you cannot go without a shirt in the city. Can also be used for people who only use fake suntan with visibel white lines on ex. the neck.
Example:
Check out Marias urban suntan, she totally need to spend more time on the beach.


Texas Suntan
When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.
Example:
Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?

Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.

Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.


Irish Suntan
The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.
Example:
Guy 1: Patrick fell asleep on the beach. He has an Irish Suntan.

Guy 2: I'll get the plywood strips.


Southend Suntan
A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.
Example:
"Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan."
"Where ya been?"
"Southend. I got a Southend Suntan."


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