thermonuclear fart
when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
thermonuclear
1-When somebody is extremely angry and they throw a fit.2- When something is beyond Awesome.thermonuclear weapon
A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.
Example:
They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one
They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one
Global Thermonuclear
A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.
Example:
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
Thermonuclear Bubble
The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
Thermonuclear Beanage
It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
Example:
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!
thomas the thermonuclear bomb
Thermonuclear Transmodification Device
Example:
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!
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Thermonuclear Cheese
A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.
Example:
ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama
ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama