tailpipe
Tailpipe
That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.
Example:
Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?
Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.
Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?
Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.
tailpiping
To have sexual intercourse with a tailpipe. Also known as Howarding. This act also refers to anal intercourse with someone who has a hot rusty anal cavity.
tailpiper
Tailpiping
Example:
You know Brianna Bradleys girlsfriend? I totally tailpiped the shit out of her last night
We were tailpiping last night and my mom walked in!
You know Brianna Bradleys girlsfriend? I totally tailpiped the shit out of her last night
We were tailpiping last night and my mom walked in!
Tailpipe
Insultive term used primarily against a male, normally this word would be used when you have become bored of using more common phrases such as dick head, wanker, knob head, twat etc etc.
Example:
Mat says: You heard anything off Mark?
Carl says: Nah mate, I text him the other day but the tailpipe did'nt reply.
Mat says: F**k him then mate.
Mat says: You heard anything off Mark?
Carl says: Nah mate, I text him the other day but the tailpipe did'nt reply.
Mat says: F**k him then mate.
tailpipe cruzer
Example:
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
Rusty Tailpipe
Example:
Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.
Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.