faceplant
by doi on May 04, 2009 23:13:47
An unintentional result of a
risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully
inverted from the normal
upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.
faceplant
by KICHKO on May 31, 2008 21:28:44
The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
or
When going to anal someone and pushing their
head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into
the pillow and suffocating.
Example:
"Tits man,
we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his
testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the
crackhouse!"
faceplant
by pandyrooney on Feb 01, 2018 01:35:19
To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a
puddle of your own drool, feeling real
groggy and with your eyes
swollen shut
Example:
Sorry
Bram,
Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to
peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
faceplant
by Kevin F. on Jan 25, 2005 18:55:41
faceplant
by harley_jack81 on Apr 14, 2009 22:34:05
FACEPLANT
by PGDN on Apr 16, 2004 22:43:11
FACEPLANT
by Eric Cartman on Feb 20, 2005 07:38:15
During a sport your feet cant
keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When
skating you land on an angle and slip trip or
fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.
faceplate
by Markirus on Oct 20, 2009 20:33:38
faceplate
by babyboomusica on Dec 06, 2007 03:27:50