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the Constitution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

constitutional

by adam_knows on Feb 16, 2017 08:49:10

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Example:
Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

The Constitution

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover on Apr 13, 2018 07:48:13

A magical document that always agrees with you.

Example:
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

constitutional

by nycgirlh on May 25, 2007 09:55:03

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Example:
Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

Constitution

by AnyoneButBush '04 on Aug 31, 2003 12:25:47

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

Example:
The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

constitution

by angry on Aug 29, 2003 11:26:40

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Example:
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

Constitution

by Dave on Apr 17, 2004 04:41:56

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

Example:
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me

constitution

by suckage on Jul 12, 2005 14:44:16

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

Example:
makes great smores that smell like freedom!

Constitution

by de Frosting le Lobster on Sep 25, 2010 11:07:03

A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..

Example:
Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.

constitution

by weirdgirl on Aug 21, 2003 04:19:10

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Example:
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

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