Ke¢ha
by ToddUncommon on Feb 15, 2011 05:32:11
The
technically correct way to spell the name of the popular performer and expert on both the second-oldest and the oldest professions in the world:
show business and prostitution, respectively.
Due to the market increase in dim-witted
skanktacular performers leading to slut inflation, the previous dollar sign in her name has been demoted to mere cents.
Example:
Person A: "Did you see what that
attention whore Ke¢ha wore on
Jimmy Kimmel last night?"
Person B: "No. Wait, I thought her name was pronounced 'Ke$ha'."
Person A: "Well, it was. But she's an even cheaper slut now, I guess. You could totally tell that the
jeggings she wore was actually dirty, and not like stage dirty. Gross."
A Ke$ha
by Big Guy 1984 on Dec 19, 2015 09:07:33
Ke$ha
by i'm pretty bored on Jan 08, 2010 13:21:56
A drunk bitch who is a kinda
chub verison of Taylor Swift. Her voice is so obviously
autotuned it's ridiculous, and she dresses like the average pop music ho. Her lyrics are kinda stupid, but people like her songs anyways.
Example:
"
Ke$ha is a
drunk bitch and is gunna end up in rehab."
"Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke
britnay spearzzz
Friend 2: WTF you're such a
ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"
Ke$ha
by Gummy Bears on Crack on Jan 03, 2010 08:58:19
A relatively new pop artist who looks like an badass version of Taylor Swift. That's not an insult, it's the truth.
She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in
Flo Rida's "
Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like
Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense.
That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.
Example:
Anna: OMG! Tik Tok is the
kewlest song EVER!!!!!
Alexa: Who wrote it?
Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears.
Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha!
Anna: YEAH!
Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least
Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty.
Ke$ha
by Supersir on Apr 06, 2011 13:17:43
1. Pop singer with little to no singing ability. Recent hits include Tik Tok and Your Love is My Drug. One time was enough. Ke$ha is also featured in the hit song of equally talentless artist
Flo-Rida (he's from Florida so he put a space in the middle of the word. Not only do Ke$ha and
Flo-rida share a lack of talent but both have incredibly
unimaginative monikers). Almost entirely auto-tuned, her sound resembles that of a malfunctioning masturbating robot. Her lyrics, the few that make sense anyway, promote the once condemned stupid and cheap behavior that causes STDs. Her style is a failed imitation of Lady Gaga and is likened more to that of...well I was gonna say trashy hookers but I don't want to insult hookers that way
2. Sign that American mainstream music fails
Ke$ha
by semipunk93 on Dec 30, 2010 05:03:39
A musical artist with very minimal/
no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-whore', or a whore who is addicted to
crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-whores who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning.
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The
Glam Whore".
Example:
Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are
gaining alarmingly
frequent airplay.
Ke$ha
by Dr. Redneck on Nov 30, 2010 12:52:48
Female pop singers name incorrectly pronounced "
Kesha" (Keh-Shuh)
1) As the dollar symbol "$" has no sound associated with it inside a word, "Ke$ha" would be pronounced (Keh-Huh)
2) As
scholars now believe, Ke$ha wanted the "$" symbol to add a sound to her
stage name, thereby "Ke$ha" should be spoken as such: (Kuh-Dollar-Hah)
Example:
Ke$ha, Correctly
Spoken:
Angie: Are you going to the "
Glitter on the Floor" concert?
Becky: Yeah! I can't wait to see what Kuh-Dollar-Hah wears!
Ke$ha
by BergOne on Jan 04, 2010 08:44:37
Horrible pop artist. It
baffles me how people actually buy this crap. It sounds just like all the horrible
pop music out there today. Her lyrics are TERRIBLE....seriously. A second
grader could write better. Now has the most downloaded track ever. I can't believe people actually buy and listen to this "music".