the Marsh's

(adj) to be marsh is to appear as drunk and high as possible to the point where your eyes are closed and you lose the ability to realize the fact that people near you are speaking of how fucked up you look. This can be caused by any combination of mind-altering substances, but especially alcohol and cannabis. You also have the tendency to tell fellow acquaintances that you are "Way too drunk." or "Way too high." or both. Named after the beloved Marsh Robinson of New Orleans/Kentucky. (he's not dead, he's just too marsh)variations: way too marsh (usually used in this context), darshed out, marshin'



The Marsh
A new form of STD contracted by my good friend, while sleeping with too many dirty girls.
A combination of syphilis, gonorreah, genital warts and crabs.
This may seem harsh, this new disease called The Marsh. Its rare not generic and spread by derek, so close your legs bitches and ull stay hoes without itches, if you know girls hes been with, most likely a bohemeth, run for the door to avoid that red sore. If its too late, dont tell your date, just try to pass her on to another mate. LOL
--- Mat and Ty
Example:
"Yo man, my balls are itchy"
"you probably have The Marsh"


Marshing
When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.

Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.
Example:
"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."

"Yes! Let's do it!"


Marsh
Amazing last name of a man with a bright future and dreams to be accomplished. Sexually the best thing a woman has had. Intellegent and Strong. One of Gods best creations. Honesty is his best policy. Selflessness is his hobby and he would never hurt anyone unless they were a douche.
Example:
Girl 1: See that guy in the blue truck???
Girl 2: Yeah... What about him?
Girl 1: He is in my engineering class... He's totally a Marsh.


in the marsh
Frequently described as being in a in a fucked up situation, screwed, or just losing at life. Also used to describe muddy, swamp-like land.
Example:
Your 20 years old, not in school, don't have a job, and you have a kid on the way, your in the marsh.

Joe: Man I missed the last bus home.
Ben: IN THE MARRRSSHHH!!! LOL you betta hitchhike.

Brian got mud on his new sneakers when he walked in the marsh.


Marshed
To be continually given plastic pint glasses by a barman when everyone else in the pub is given real glasses.
Example:
Ffs that barmaid Marshed you off again!!!!


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