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the Tortoise

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world

Tortoised

by Tortoised on Jan 12, 2009 05:36:57

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

Example:
There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

Tortoise

by I💗Hypixel on May 19, 2016 05:32:33

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.

Example:
Fear me. And fear the tortoise.

tortoise

by speedog on Jul 27, 2010 20:51:03

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.

Example:
During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.

tortoise

by lpLPlp on Apr 05, 2010 22:03:31

when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.

Example:
"Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!"

The Tortoise

by John Detlor on Mar 20, 2009 12:00:53

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Example:
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

Tortoise

by djdannyd on Jun 05, 2015 02:03:11

An older man who likes to date younger women.

Example:
Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm

Tortoise

by CGK on May 13, 2009 07:10:33

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

Example:
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

tortoise

by italianpimpsta on Sep 26, 2002 13:08:10

sonmeone who always comes late

Example:
"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"

Tortoise

by tinyhole on Aug 21, 2012 10:23:05

Tourtoise new title for a pedophile

Example:
Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!

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