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the bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Bakery

by Sarah the bread enthusiast on Jun 06, 2019 20:45:17

A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.

Example:
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free”
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”

The bakery

by Xqzzme on Oct 13, 2018 01:50:49

The weed store

Example:
After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.

bakery

by PMax on Feb 12, 2008 23:30:03

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

Example:
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

bakerie

by V17 on Jan 08, 2009 10:23:09

Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.

Example:
I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.

Bakery

by dJJazzyJeff123 on Mar 06, 2010 13:11:03

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.

Example:
oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery

Bakery

by That guy u know but don't know on Jul 04, 2013 15:15:15

A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)

Example:
"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"

Bakery

by LilahLeigh on Jun 07, 2018 07:41:00

A garden of pastry delights, featuring a plethora of donuts, cannolis, cookies, cakes, breads, pies, and a wide variety of other sugary, doughy pleasures. Find one of these paradises in your local downtown area where you'll spot local regulars that enjoy musing on these pastries possibly more than they love eating them. Indeed, a place to fall in love.

Example:
At the bakery, I found creamy solitude in a chocolate chip cannoli for a decent price.

bakery

by b-rad69 on May 21, 2008 22:19:50

A group of fat girls.

Example:
Damn man Bobbie got so drunk he went home with the bakery!

bakery

by Alan on Jan 19, 2007 07:59:25

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Example:
Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

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