the banjo

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.



banjoed
Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.
Example:
Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."


banjo
The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.
Example:
Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!


Banjo
an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
Example:
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.


Banjo
A bacon and soft fried egg sandwich served on a barmcake (4" round soft bread roll). Typically served with brown or occasionally red/tomato sauce . As the sandwich is eaten the egg and sauce have a tendency to drip onto the diners shirt, invariably the resulting cleanup operation ,as the diner vigorously wipes their shirt as if playing the Banjo, gives the sandwich its name.
Example:
Amo chuckled to himself like a right nob head ,as Kat appeared to audition for a part in Deliverence as she struggled to come to terms with eating her banjo.


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