the virgin Mary

A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.



virgin mary
When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
Example:
Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her

Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now


The Virgin Mary
1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.
Example:
"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"


virgin mary
My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
Example:
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.


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