tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.



Toblerone
A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
Example:
I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.


toblerone
The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
Example:
"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"


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