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to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.



Tom Tom
A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.
Example:
"We've got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster." -Nicki Minaj


Tom Tom
Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
Example:
(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.


Tom-Tom-Longhammer
Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.
Example:
Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!


swinging tom tom
the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren
Example:
fuck those swinging tom tom's


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