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tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.

tooled

by DJ Davie Y on Aug 21, 2006 22:05:39

To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.

Example:
'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'

'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'

Tool

by BigCron on Aug 12, 2009 11:18:27

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Example:
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

Tool

by Some dude1231 on May 02, 2011 07:39:57

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Example:
Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

tool

by tt on Feb 19, 2003 12:41:57

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

Example:
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

The Tool

by be quiet on Dec 20, 2008 02:44:33

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

Example:
"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

tool

by toolguru on Oct 24, 2007 03:51:07

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

Example:
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

tool on

by conjuror1 on Nov 12, 2009 00:02:55

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Example:
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

tool

by Kenny Genius on Feb 09, 2011 09:53:29

(n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a poser, with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations. A tool therefore, is quite literally an instrument of the man.

Example:
Mitt Romney is a tool.

Tooled

by T-Rav on Jan 22, 2005 11:44:34

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Example:
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

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