student

someone that is forced to go to hell for years on end



student
Somebody attending college or university. Students are in general fond of alcohol, marijuana, and sex, though that is definitely not all they think about.

Students come in three varieties: arts, corporate, and useful.

Arts students 'study' arts subjects. Note that they do not study art with the intention of creating it; rather, it is with the aim of appreciating it. With the odd exception like journalism (which is actually a pretty useful degree through which one can find meaningful employment) arts students give students in general a bad name. An arts degree is ridiculously easy to get (really, it is), so arts students do not have to do any form of study, or even attend lectures at all. Thus, they go around boozing, fucking, and bringing down the good name of serious students. They usually come from middle class backgrounds, and are merely attending university for the fun, as they will be able to secure a great job before they even get their degree due to mommy's connections.

The corporate student studies in areas such as law, commerce, and accountancy. They have a slightly greater need to attend lectures, but not so much as useful students. They keep the world economy running smoothly, and their degrees actually require some work and intelligence to obtain. They often come from a poor background, and wish to break free from a vicious cycle.

The useful student studies in an area such as science, engineering, or medicine. Degrees in these areas require quite a bit of work; as an added bonus, student must attend labs as well as lectures. In many cases, these students are motivated to make the world a better place, or to help others in a meaningful way. If not, then they simply wish to exercise their brains to the fullest.

After obtaining a degree, a student may opt to become a post-graduate, wherein they do some independant research under the supervision of a proffessor. Few students reach this stage, but those who do are often responsible for important new discoveries.
Example:
I am a student, studying microbiology, biochemistry, and immunotechnology because I want to find the cure for AIDS. Don't hate me because I attend college.


student
a slacker who cant be fucked going to classes regularly nor getting a full time job
Example:
A: "Shouldn't you be at work?"
B: "No, I'm a student."
A: "Shouldn't you be at school then?"
B: "I don't think you heard me, I'm a student."


student
someone really tries to learn but has no gain
Example:


Student
A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

Example:
The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.


Student
A term used to describe international students from the North-East Indian region, currently enrolled in studies in major Canadian cities.
They do not intend on doing anything with their studies other than using it as a gateway to become a "PR"
These people are found in turbaned and non-turbaned, very obnoxious and loud in nature, wearing flip flops in the winter time, driving a Dodge Charger, and aspiring to become a truck driver one day.
They are easily identifiable in large groups because they lack the confidence to ever do anything independently.
They will also destroy your house if you ever choose to rent it out to them.

More recently, they have been taking offense to being called a 'student' similar to the way African Americans take offense to the N word.
Example:
Dude, there's a black Dodge Charger driving into the parking lot..

Well, it's either the cops or a student...

(Individual exits the vehicle)

Yeah don't worry, he's wearing flip flops in this -40 snowstorm, definitely a student.


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