two-timer
N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.................................................Two Timer
Two Timer
Two-timer
When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!
Example:
"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"
"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"
"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"
"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"
"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"
"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"
Tennessee two timer
When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Example:
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
Suamico Two Timer
the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
Two-timer Catholic
Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.
Example:
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.