ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.



ugly stick
1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
Example:
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.


ugly stick
n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.
Example:
person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.


ugly stick
a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots
Example:
"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"


the ugly stick
Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
Example:
She got hit it the ugly stick.


Ugly Stick
A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.
Example:
In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"


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