yogert

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation



Yogert
Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma.

Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a

"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.

Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.

Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;

"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"

Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Example:
Person 1: Yogert
Person 2: Laughs hysterically

Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny

Person 1: Yo whats going on

Person 2: Yogert

Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert

Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same


cock yogert
1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.
Example:
1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.


Purple yogert
The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.
Example:
My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.


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