your Mom is

The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.



your mom
Example:
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?


Your Mom
Why you should listen to the teacher in class.
Example:
(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!


your mom
A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Example:
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom


Your Mom
The way to answer a question when you're bored.
Example:
"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."


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