'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.



on accident
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Example:
Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."


ACCIDENT
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Example:
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"


accidate
a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
Example:
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'


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