ACCIDENT
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.Typically, having shat oneself.ACCIDENT
Accident
the accident
accidently
1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
on accident
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Accidenting
Example:
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
'Accident'
Example:
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
accidate
a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
Example:
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'