Aspirin

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!



Aspirin
Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code
Example:
Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.


aspirin
A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
Example:
"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."


aspirin
aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...
Example:
When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin


Black Aspirin
A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.
Example:
Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!


Aspirin date
Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
Example:
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".


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