assmonkey
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any
disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to
Wayne's World, and the line "
Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
assmonkey
by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY on May 10, 2008 01:40:10
Example:
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without
fucking it up"
3: "
Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a
supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
assmonkey
by MINIxxx on Jan 05, 2006 17:49:27
assmonkey
by averhan on Jun 28, 2009 11:40:39
Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly
screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic
masterpiece or concluding successful business
negotiations.
assmonkey
by Joe Daddy on Oct 05, 2002 01:22:26
1. A homosexual man.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a
monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A
total fucking idiot (see
fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
assmonkey
by r0fl on Nov 18, 2007 14:49:46
A
monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.
You can buy them in places that are infested with
assmonkeys, such as,
the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
assmonkey
by luis.... on Aug 19, 2008 11:49:21
Example:
1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass
itches.
tom: maybe you have a
troop of
assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?
assmonkey
by Dr. Damage on Nov 30, 2002 02:40:38
assmonkey
by conner on Mar 23, 2005 22:25:35
assmonkey
by reno419rockstar on Apr 30, 2010 05:55:38
/ass•mon•key/ -noun.
cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a
feminine male that exhibts
homoerotic tendencies.