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Axe Body Spray

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Axe Body Spray

by Sgt. Bilby on Oct 11, 2021 07:14:52

A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials

In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application

or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!

Example:
High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself

AXE body spray

by deepledi on Mar 23, 2018 08:47:27

An extremely dangerous chemical weapon worse than mustard gas. Usually used to make an Axe bomb.

Example:
Did you know AXE body spray is the equivalent of a shower in a can?

AXE body spray

by Serious Advice on Feb 20, 2007 13:06:54

Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.

Example:
AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.

Axe body spray

by MalcolmReznor on Jan 29, 2011 09:09:20

a body spray equivalent to a shower.

Example:
Oh my god, I don't have time to take a shower! Let me use this bottle of axe body spray to make up for it!

Axe body spray

by Msdicksucker on Jul 24, 2023 23:57:18

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Example:
Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

Axe Body Spray

by coochiedestoryer334 on Dec 24, 2023 12:23:40

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.

Example:
Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓

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