BRO

A Bro is a guy who wairs his hat curled up and sideways. He drives a huge lifted truck and works out constantly... but only on his biceps. he is probably wairing a black famous shirt to cover his beer belly from drinking too much out in the desert.



BRO
a usually white trash guy that spends too much time at the gym, found in places like glamis or the river. always, drive big lifted trucks (To make up for their short comings)that in no way have ever seen any dirt, and if they ever did take them off road thaey are so tall they would fall over. Usually with some kind of crappy grafix over the front.(ie: flames) has huge iron cross sticker on the back window. Usually wearing high black socks, skater shoes. Always wearing some kind of expensive brand baseball cap that seems to have an ironed bill
Example:
"Bro, are we going to Glamis or "The River" this weekend?"


BRO
An acronym coined by Brogramming* meaning:

Bro
Rage
On

The original post:
‎Brogramming has a gift to give to the bro-community at large: a definition. Given our GNU roots, it has to be a recursive acronym:

Bro
Rage
On

* Brogramming is a community on FaceBook (www.facebook.com/getwiththebrogram) that shares information about writing code and doing just about every manly activity imaginable.

Their about page describes Brogramming as:
We rage on the codebase, rage in the gym, and rage at the club.
Example:
30hrs straight coding fueled by beer and Red Bull BRO!

The new essential gym gear for the modern Brogrammer: laptop, speakers, turntable.fm. BRO

If you saw Steve Jobs and tried to give him a solid bropound, he would look at you in disgust tell you to get a sweet black turtleneck. BRO

Launching a feature to hundreds of millions of users while using a picture of yourself chugging champagne? Brogrammer confirmed. BRO

And the obligatory OMFG CQTM WTF, BRO!


BRO
-WHITE
-WEARS DICKIES, LONG SOCKS, SKIN, SOCAL, SRH, METAL MULISHA, FLIPPED UP BILL, BANDANAS,

- LIKES TO PARTY, RIDE, SMOKE, DRINK,FIGHT, FUCK, && LIKE TO BE SEEN IN PRE RUNNERS.
-LISTEN TO KMK, SOCAL TRASH, BIG B, HED PE, BANDS LIKE THAT.
- LOVES TO BE SEEN WITH TEENY BLONDE, FRIED HAIR GIRLS WITH A SHIT LOAD OF MAKEUP & BARELY ANY CLOTHES. THE LESS CLOTHES, THE BETTER!
-MOSTLY BLACK,RED, OR WHITE CLOTHES
-USUALLY GET IN ALOT OF FIGHTS AND TROUBLE AT SCHOOL.
-REBELLIOUS
-ALOT OF EM LOVE THEYRE FAMILY AND FRIENDS
-DISLIKE FAKE PEOPLE AND PREPS!
-MOST ARE DOWN TO EARTH AND DGAF.
-MAINLY FOUND IN THE DESERT, OR OC.
SUCH AS 760,951,909,619
Example:
i try to be a bro hoe because my boyfriend is a bro. but im really not i just want to think i am. and i am a fat nasty bitch.


BRO
(PROPER NOUN) because bros are mad proper(as in the noun but is not proper as in a prep cuz preps a.k.a frat dudes love anal sex with eachother as in homosexual)...not a bad thing because many people are considered bros but are not actuall bros such as frat dudes (they are wanna be bros they are fros a.k.a fake bros) frisbee is not cool, but drinkin beers, smokin chronic, doin pills, and not sleepin are cool...partyin all night is a must...parties all night never sleeps loves to party but not as much as they love to talk about partyin...for example i love to party thats not bro but bro is i love to party but yooooo im partyin but even though im partyin i talk about other partyin times....listens to whatever no specific music but prefers brocore hardcore(on broken wings, ligiea, deez nuts, dead to fall etc...) and old school rap(biggie, some pac, any song nate dogg is on, and the local artist from there city such as mine is freeway, black deniro, gillie da kid...and others such as jayz specifically black album) does not repeat does not wear rugby tees or mad polos cuz thats toooooooo college and too frat which is opposite of bro but loves designer tees except ed hardy which is straight guido, dego, w.o.p. clothing....loves liftin weights to get a beach body does not necessarily love lifted pickups but drives shitty whips...not shitty but like prior to '93 car models cuz that all they can afford....loves to party, say they pull mad bitches but dont and just fuk dime pieces...everyone is a bro whether you admit it or not because everyone likes to party, talk about partyin, smoke weed, doo pills, fuk dimes, and party.......and is peaceful in general until someone says anything negative then argues to start a fight and usually beats dudes the fuk up(being dead serious atleast what i have witnessed) bro is not a bad thing...if bein a bro is a bad thing then bein alive is a bad thing so therefore since bein alive is awesome bein a bro is awesome....
Example:
JOHN SMITH: damn that dude is partyin hard and makin an ass out of himself he is so broin....

JOE SMITH: yea dude he should be on tool academy...

BRO: tool academy ill fuk wit it but im just tryin to drink and blaze all day for free man


BRO
A BRO iS SOMEONE WHO WEARS:
SRH
SO*CAL
METAL MULiSHA
FAMOUS
SPADES
DiCKEYS
WiFE BEATERS
HATS
TYPiCALLY HAVE STRECHERS/PLUGS
HAS TATS :)
iRON CROSSES!

TYPiCALY LiSTEN TO:
KMK
SO*CAL TRASH
KiNGSPADE
SOME TECHNO
RAP
ROCK

SOME DRiVE LiFTED TRUCKS, LiVE iN THE 909/951, ARE iN A KREW, FiGHT, BUT NOT ALL THE TiME, DRiNK, SMOKE AND PARTY. GO TO THE RiVER & THE DESERT & RiDEE. TYPiCALLY REALLY HOTT AND HAVE SPiKEY HAiR AND NiCEE BODYSS. HAVE SEXY GiRLFRiENDS aka BRO HOES.
Example:
BRO: "WAT R U DOiN 2NiTE?"
BRO HOEE: "NOTHiNG WHY?"
BRO: "MY KREWS GONA HAVE A FiGHT 2NiTE U SHOULD COME."
BRO HOEE: "OKAY :"
BRO: "BEFORE WE CAN GET TACO BELL"
BRO HOEE: "NO!"


BRO
Music Influenced Bro:
Short Hair, sometimes a rat tail is incorporated
Tight pants, or baggy cargo shorts, with a carabiner on the back belt loop
Most claim to be Straight Edge, and Vegan, but they usually are just liars
Inventors of HxC dancing
Listen to Grind, Thrash, Metal, etc.
Use the term Brutal, but spell it BROOTAL
Too scared to mosh with the punks
Often grab eachother in a homosexual fashion
Don't understand that the straight edge scene was created in the late 70's early 80's by hardcore PUNK bands, they think it was created by HARDCORE bands, quite a large difference.




Example:
A Bro Conversation:

Chad: Hey bro! I just got Animosity's new cd! It's effin BROOTAL! Wanna open all the doors and blast it while hardcore dancing?

Bro#2: YEAH BRO! Animals are for petting!



bro bro
A deep brotherly connection with another male that can be both related to you or not related to you. You two are so close that you are brothers for life. Originated by Calacat in 2009 north of Seattle.
Example:
Bro bro let's chill next weekend and live it up!


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