shit in the toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.



shitting in my toilet
creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.
Example:
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."


Don't shit in my toilet
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Example:
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."


same shit different toilet
1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.

2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
Example:
“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday

“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”


oh shit im out of toilet paper
1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Example:
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.


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