Don't shit in my toilet
by Thouston299 on May 29, 2011 07:31:24
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to
lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to
harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on
resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Example:
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man,
respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years,
don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day.
Let's talk about the playoffs."
oh shit im out of toilet paper
by Djw14 on Mar 17, 2011 10:54:33
1.That
critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the
facilities you have entered, cannot supply a
substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.