Bergen

Norway's best city, much better than Oslo. It's not too big and it's not too small, the people are friendly and the weather is charming. I love it.



Bergen
A fantastic woman with tons of personality, always ready to laugh. Excited about life and taking risks. Super fun to be around. GORGEOUS!!
Example:
Bergen lights up my world.


Bergen
A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.
Example:
I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!


Bergen
1. Short for "Roethlisberger-ing"; to have a night of partying/drunken debauchery that would be similar to a night of partying with Ben Roethlisberger.

2. To conduct in an action that is socially reprehensible.

3. To act in a manner that results in a police report filed against you by a woman.
Example:
He followed a girl in to the bathroom while his friend blocked the hallway so that no one could follow - he was Bergen last night.


Bergen
A man who steals his best friends girl he has feelings for. They usually look like girls and there chests normally stick out. Lots of people hate bergens. Bergen is short for no friends/no life/ no family. All they usally do is drive rc cars or scoop grade 9’s for fun. Bergen is the type of person to catch feelings for a girl you like so watch out everybody if you see a Bergen don’t be his friend.
Example:
Hey Bergen you have no friends because you steal people’s girls!


bergen joke
A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
Example:
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.


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