mistletoe
The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas partymistletoe
mistletoe
Example:
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
mistletoe
Example:
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
Mistletoe
Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
Mistletoe
Example:
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Mistletoe
Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
Mistletoeing
As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.
Example:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
Mistletoe
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.