CHRISTAN

A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time



Christan
The most Awesome guy you will ever meet. Christans are hilarious, sexy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. The literal meaning is 'More awesome than Neil Patrick Harris driving a Bat mobile'
Example:
Wow, that guy is amazing, is his name Christan?


Christan
pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
Example:
Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.


Christanic
Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
Example:
She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!


Neo-Christanity
Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Example:
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.


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