Charlie Sheen
by Cagedape on Feb 08, 2011 03:02:23
Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking
partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that
shit'll catch up with you!)
Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some
halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Example:
Dude, I got my
8 ball and I'm meeting up with
Buffy and
Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
Charlie Sheen
by HeaDak3 on Feb 02, 2011 11:24:38
Throwing a 36-hour
house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to
critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of
days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.
Example:
Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you
locked yourself in a room with a
porn star carrying a suit case.
Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off
a Charlie Sheen...
Charlie Sheen
by pureglaucoma on Mar 06, 2011 07:04:01
A
true winner. A mystifying odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen. Also, a drug that will
melt your face off and explode your body, unless you are Charlie Sheen when you take it. Again, so fucking winning it's ridiculous. He is self defined as a"
High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock", and clearly doesn't give a fuck if you don't understand it. Most of the time, and this includes naps, he's an F-18 bro, and he WILL destroy you in the air, if he doesn't deploy his ordinance to the ground of course. So clear the fuckin' way for Charlie Sheen because he is just that bi-winning.
Example:
I am on a drug. It's called
CHARLIE SHEEN. It's
not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will
weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen
by A Guy Named Rhino on Mar 01, 2011 01:58:55
A drug so powerful, if you try
it you will die. Your face will melt off and
your children will
weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen
by Dennis Dragon on Aug 18, 2006 02:56:50
Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to
bag her girlfriend or group of
girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Example:
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried
to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "
spare change" I had.
Charlie Sheen
by hoopladoopla2 on Mar 05, 2011 18:36:01
-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.
-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with
Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east
revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on
cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
Example:
1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right,
excuse you for being boring. Winning!
2. See definition.
3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of
roshambo with a
seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"
4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"
5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
Charlie Sheen
by Each Hit on Mar 03, 2011 13:31:54
1) A total bitchin'
rock star from Mars with
tiger blood,
Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.
2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
Example:
Charlie Sheen
banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn
stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now
high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.