Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something



cockup
Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Example:
I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!


cockups
An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.
Example:
I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.


cockupation block
An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.
Example:
-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!


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