Cornflaking Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Cornflaking

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

Cornflaking

by Letzd32 on Jan 17, 2011 10:49:41

The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.

Example:
Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"

Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."

Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."

Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."

Cornflakes

by ʇʞǝظqo on Mar 02, 2011 22:09:42

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.

Example:
How do you like your cornflakes?

cornflake

by ashlyn. on Sep 13, 2008 15:29:34

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word

Example:
"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."

Cornflake

by NURTON on Jan 13, 2017 17:07:18

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.

Example:
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.

Cornflaked

by BobMcBobbins on May 11, 2018 05:18:37

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

Example:
“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”

Cornflake

by Doyu on Jan 19, 2019 05:49:23

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

Example:
My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.

CORNFLAKES

by Philip Rivers 17 on Dec 17, 2009 05:25:34

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

Example:
We're gonna get some CORNFLAKES on you!!!

cornflake

by jenefiero on May 16, 2005 06:43:53

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly

Example:
my neighbor is such a freakin cornflake

Cornflake

by SantaFeTrail-er on Jun 07, 2018 23:44:56

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.

Example:
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.

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