cornflakes

Used as a code word when telling friends you have lost your virginity in a public area, where it cannot be bluntly said. Also used when it is too uncomfortable to talk about it directly, everyone will understand what you're talking about.



cornflakes
pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.
Example:
II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.


Cornflakes
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
Example:
How do you like your cornflakes?


Cornflaking
When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
Example:
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!


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