The lamest town east of Houston that has spawned a great deal of penguins, unicorns, and chemical engineers. All of these aforementioned entities belong to the same phylum; therefore, it must be concluded that the former are in fact results of the sick whinings of king kong's sister in law. Ironically, this town does not produce clean drinking water. Does kick ass at football.

A small suburb in Ohio. There's nothing really to do there and many of the towns and other surburbs around them, who are rich by the way, look down on them. All their sports team suck. The only thing they have that is good is their marching band.

The best water making company in USA.
Cheaper than the overrated Dasani, which is part of the corporation that is evil and filled with sex addicts.

The Pepsi people are evil and they are always trying to replace whites with blacks. I mean, integration is a good thing but look at all the commercials. ONLY black people. Where are the Asians, whites, Indians, or Native Americans? It is blatantly obvious that the Pepsi company is racist and is INFERIOR compared to the competing Coca Cola company.

Coca Cola is a cool company because it used polar bears and Santa as advertising. We all loved, no matter how "I hate pretty things" person that you are, those polar bears. This is because polar bears are cool unlike night clubs for blacks only.

Coca Cola also has that strong taste unless the weak Pepsi. If you don't see the difference of Coca Cola and Pepsi, then just drink Coca Cola because it's better for you.

But anyways, Deer Park is better than Dasani, buy that instead of the evil Pepsi company products. Pepsi company was founded by Dr. Evil and
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A low grade tweaker town, with the most foul degrading, useless, worthless, trifling , scandalous, low down, bottom feeding, penny pinching, sack chasing, conspiracy theory plotting ass PUDS you will ever meet.

Where a woman shoves a full bottle of deer park water up her rectum while a males penis is in her vagina. Most common among porn.

Deer Park highschool is probably the worst school you can send your kids to. Half the kids that are white think there black and act like they born and raised in Compton. The sports teams are all ok, but still pretty shitty. The band thinks there all good but honestly no one gives a shit except for them.

probably the most shittiest place on earth, the girls are fucking sluts and just talk shit about their own friends but don’t have the tits to admit it. all the guys think they’re the shit and want pussy and nudes but fail most of the time because they dicks to small LOL. don’t send your child here, literally don’t if you want them to have a good fucking life. overall, the people are assholes who don’t care about anyone but themselves because they all think that being pretty and having a juul is cute (also i’m pretty sure some people have chlamydia LMFAOOOOO.)

NY's last surviving street racing scene. On any given Fri/Sat night you can see people doing laps, or racing in the industrial parks. Was a cool place to chill 10 or more years back until the import scene came along.

Deer Park Rfms is a place where you learn to vape, smoke illegal substances, start drama, have sexual contact, and even steal people’s personal belongings.