Dr Evil

A hell funny dude played by another hell funny dude, Mike Myers!



Dr Evil
Noun. Known better as JoKeRs Dr Evil, master at beating n00bs down with the energy sword while team mate Snipes gives cover fire.
Example:
Player 1-"Fuck i just got assassinated by JoKeRs Dr Evil"

J Evil-"Yeah get raped buddy get raped"


Dr. Evil
My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Example:
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.


Dr. Evil
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
Example:
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudnt speak alot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing

I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the business of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had

Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Oprah and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini Me, you complete me.


dr evil
An insane Scientist, Control-freak,
Beaurocrat, Engineer or Civil
Servant.

A scarey, Sinister and usually evil
Person, hell-bent upon Destruction
and Chaos.Often has utterly wicked
plans for World domination and/or
Conquest.

A harmless Iconclast or one who
disrespects Sacred Cows and
Institutions.

A Godless heathen or blaspheming
Heretic masquerading as a religious,
pious and devout Believer in
orthodox Neo-Judaic Christianity.

A person who likes pussycats or
feline creatures.

Any vegetarian Teetotaling Treehugger.
Example:
He is such a Dr Evil, but he means well.


Dr. Evil
The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.
Example:
"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"


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