Freudian

adj. of Freudian psychology, usually involving one of the following:1. Cocaine2. Your mother3. Id4. Ego5. SuperegoCan also be used to describe something pseudointellectual.



Freudian Autocorrect
Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.
Example:
When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.


Freudian Trip
similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.

a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.
Example:
This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.


Freudian slip
A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.
Example:
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush


Freudian ears
An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.
Example:
Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.


freudian slips
A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.
Example:
Examples of freudian slips...

"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or

"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"


Freudian Nightmare
When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...
Example:
Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".


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