Grawr is the sound that inadvertently follows the simoultanious takeover of the world government by Barak Obama, Osama Binladdens acceptance into the national dance academy where he wil study nothing but interpretive dance which he will use to express his
fondest wishes for dark chocolate over the CBC and BBC networks while Optimus Prime lands on earth and visits all the Las Vegas strip joints while teaching Megatron about being male (insert breath here) aaaaand a misfired nuclear rocket fly's into the sun causing a
tachyon eruption which brings back a T. Rex which has a brain the size of a walnut, which back then were the size od large dogs, and then procedes to send Captain America into the Bat Cave where he and Batman have an
epic ninja fight which launches the Batmobile into the ceiling causing Alfred to have it fixed by his cousin
Alfred Molina, who then transforms into Doc. Oc. and terrorizes the poor llittle city of Paris. Where Stormshadow fires a
nanomite missile into the Eiffel Tower, which then gets eaten by that dinosaur that I mentioned earlier which then has to be put to sleep by really gay showtunes that are belted out by Superman and
Wonderwoman who are currently fighting Scorpion and Sub-Zero while Lui Kang gets busy with that female ninja no one knows the name of from
G.I.Joe.