Grandfather Clock
The Grandfather Clock, also referred to as 'the Grandfather's Cock, is an intricate sexual act in which two men of roughly the same height suspend a woman of smaller stature upside down by her her ankles, swinging her back and forth onto each others erections like an erotic pendulum; the flesh hand of the world famous Grandfather Clock. With each 'swing of the clock', the woman of interest is penetrated from both the front and behind (commonly mistaken for
a war on two fronts), alternating holes with each pleasurable sway. The partners in crime swinging the woman to and fro are each assigned a specific hole for their genitals to call home, depending on the directions of their erections, of course. The irony of this sexual act is that the participants will be so invested in reaching such a chronological level of ecstasy that their perception of time will fleet, and when they've finally finished, they'll realize that what felt like minutes of sensual fun was actually hours of tireless thrusting.
The grandfather clock can make the best of the times out of the worst of times, but if executed improperly, it can make the best of times into an embarrassing trip to the emergency room (take it from me; I didn't know the penis could sprain until I fell victim to
the grandfather clock's sensual wrath). While the clean up may be a disaster, it will have been well worth it afterwards; the benefits will come the second you do.
Grandfather Clock
by Slaginsecret on May 14, 2023 06:28:37
A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and
swung back and forth. Resembling
the pendulum of a
grandfather clock.
Grandfather Clock
by Azzypoo on Sep 16, 2011 11:20:56
The grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others. It is when you are hovering above a sleeping persons face with your dick and/or balls hanging directly over their face, waking them with either a slap or a
loud noise (preferably similar to a
grandfather clock striking the hour).
Grandfather Clock
by Wap90 on Jan 12, 2018 10:56:07
grandfather clock
by wing ding on Jun 01, 2006 23:35:06
While mooning someone, the
mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his
dick look like the long
pendulum on a grandfather clock
grandfather clock
by brown Charlie on Aug 09, 2008 08:29:03
When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her
tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her
face like a pendulum
stairway in a grandfather clock
by pH Balance on Feb 01, 2008 04:38:06
A
total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for
Webster, hidden away inside a faux
grandfather clock.
Example:
"
Wait a second. So you're telling me
Ivy is a dude???"
"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."
"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"
"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to
hurl again."