Grenade Launcher
The
token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random
pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Grenade Launcher
by Borickly on Nov 04, 2011 10:32:50
Grenade Launcher
by C-DOGG72 on Aug 29, 2010 07:47:32
Grenade Launcher
by JerryFratDusky on Apr 30, 2012 06:38:39
1)Any extremely attractive girl who surrounds herself by fat, unattractive bitches who usually have way more self confidence than their massive,
cellulite filled bodies allow for (see
Swamp Donkey)
2)A bottom tier sorority that is constantly launching
grenades into your fraternity parties drinking all your alcohol.
Example:
1)Damn Kelly is so fucking hot but she is such a grenade launcher, all of her friends are at least
250 pounds and the face of a ferret.
2)Fucking
Sigma Kappa, always
grenade launching their freshman into our parties!
grenade launcher
by jinful on Feb 27, 2010 03:04:34
The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make
the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of
the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely
rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Example:
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a
grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my
GTL on for. At all.
the grenade launcher
by balls to tha wall on Jul 31, 2004 09:22:23
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by FuckAnarchy907 on Jun 29, 2006 09:50:10
the grenade launcher
by Steve Smith on Aug 02, 2004 06:37:13
the grenade launcher
by Kerry on Aug 02, 2004 06:35:41
Grenade launcher
by Yoxcf on Aug 02, 2011 11:29:41