Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.



Grenade Launcher
A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Example:
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"


Grenade Launcher
1)Any extremely attractive girl who surrounds herself by fat, unattractive bitches who usually have way more self confidence than their massive, cellulite filled bodies allow for (see Swamp Donkey)

2)A bottom tier sorority that is constantly launching grenades into your fraternity parties drinking all your alcohol.
Example:
1)Damn Kelly is so fucking hot but she is such a grenade launcher, all of her friends are at least 250 pounds and the face of a ferret.

2)Fucking Sigma Kappa, always grenade launching their freshman into our parties!


grenade launcher
The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Example:
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.


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