hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )



Hagfishing
When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Example:
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!


Hagfish
1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
Example:
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.


Hagfish
A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.
Example:
I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.


Hagfish
Example:
Description Hagfish, of the class Myxini, are eel-shaped, slime-producing marine fish. They are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column, although hagfish do have rudimentary vertebrae and also Kansas


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