Halle Berry

The only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).



Halle Berry
A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.

Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.

From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.

Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
Example:
I'm about to wank off like no tomorrow fantasizing that Halle Berry eats my swordfish! >:D


Halle Berry
First African American actress to win a ( lead actress) Academy Award (Oscar) for her role in Monster's Ball.
Arguably the most beautiful woman in cinematic history. The complete package in terms of beauty.
She is the product of a Caucasian mother and African American Father.
Example:
Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman in the world.


Halle Berry
1) To hit and run. Leaving the scene of an accident/
2) To be overly dramatic (Oscar Award Acceptance Speech.)

3)To have 2 or more failed marriages.
Example:
1) Jessica went through that intersction and Halle Berry (Berried) that other car.

2) A woman gets all "Halle Berry" when her period is late.

3) Jennifer Lopez is a Halle Berry on marriages.


Halle Berry
Halle Berry is a drinking game which combines two classics. Four people gather around a beer pong table and set up a game of beer pong. The twist however is that to your non shooting hand you place a forty ounce malt liquor duct taped to your hand. In order to win, both teammates must finish the forty and the beer pong game must end with all beer finished, and the first finishers must win the game. If the game is won by the other team that did not finish their forty ounces first, they must play a second game of beer pong to decide who wins the crown of Halle Berry.

The name came from listening to the song Halle Berry while trying to come up with the name, but there is a deeper meaning. While black people love their forty ounce beverages, Halle is a rich black person and tries to keep herself classy with rounds of beer pong.
Example:
hey guys, lets go play Halle Berry.

Let's pregame with Halle Berry tonight fellas.

Who is getting the forties for Halle Berry tonight?

It's great when you start drinking with Halle Berry and she just starts your night out with a score.


Halle Berry
An Actress that completely has no talent whatsoever, She was in the most horrible movie of 2004 Catwoman Which just flat out sucked.

She's a spoiled stupid little chauvnistic brat who thinks she can sleep with anything or anyone. She really needs to pull the butt plug out of her ass. Rejected the role for Storm in X-men, because she wasn't getting enough airtime... What's that say? It says she need attention because she's a skank. For a better definition of her see Gutter Slut

1. To Shit on.

2. To pas gas in public.

3. An Actress who likes butt sex.

4. Another meaning for Skank.
Example:
1. Man I just took a Halle Berry on ym girlfriend.

2. "Oh my god Becky!" "What?" "That girl just Halle Berried next to me!" "That Fucking Halle Berry!"

3. Halle Berry has no talent.

4."Shut up you stupid Halle Berry hoebag!


Halle Berry
A girl who has short hair and think she fine like a muh, when everybody else know she aint. She be checkin herself out in the mirror and puttin on makeup tryin to get with all the niggas in the club. Also, she always be takin your Nilla Wafers and not tellin you bout it.
Example:
"Yo nigga you got any Nilla Wafers up in this bitch?"

"Na fool, that Halle Berry ass bitch that I got livin with me snatched them up. A nigga cant even eat his wafers without them Halle Berry hos stealin em."

"she fine den a bitch AY!, ass n her tits AY, thick in da hips erry nigga wanna call her Halle Berryyyy, Halle Berry"
-Some Shitty Rapping Black kid


halle berry
1) Holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.
Example:
1) I don't know what came over me. I had some halleberry tea, and before I knew it, I was on a Steamer bound for Cleveland.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.


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