Hearse

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.



hearsed

by buff.jacobs on Apr 10, 2008 14:30:26

adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object
Example:
1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood


Rollin' in a hearse

by Kung-Fu Jesus on May 08, 2004 04:05:17

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.
Example:
That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.


turd hearse

by oldgeezer on Mar 06, 2010 08:55:43

A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
Example:
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."


Hearse Chaser

by CPO BOATS on Mar 22, 2010 09:59:45

Much like an "ambulance chaser" The shit bags that read the Obituaty's to make a nickel!
Example:
DUDE, I've been slamed with "we can help you in your time of need" freak'n snail mail and email's. Only from douche bags that want to make a profit because of your loss from the Fuck'n probate add in the classified's of the local News Paper. I THINK THEY ARE "HEARSE CHASER'S'.


1964 Cadillac Hearse

by I Totally Like Reading on Dec 03, 2016 09:44:31

A 1964 Cadillac Hearse is one of the very many genders there are out there. Now don't get this one mixed up with the 1966 Cadillac Hearse or you may be in trouble.
Example:
Andrew: Hey, bro, isn't Megan so hot?

Charlie: Yeah, she's-

Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?

Charlie: Yeah-

Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!


Black plastic hearse

by Fugly cuckling on Aug 25, 2018 07:46:43

The unpleasant result of a murder. Although less common than straight burying people, the black plastic hearse rides still happen.

Usually the person has been shreddled into chunklets and bagged in tall kitchen trash bags. They are then taken to a dump, or buried.
Example:
Yo Eddie better cough up his "insurance" premium, unless he wants a free ride in a black plastic hearse to the nearest dumpster tonight.


The Hearse Driver

by Take a Guess on Sep 05, 2003 14:23:45

The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.

Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
Example:
Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?


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