Highway Patrol

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California Highway Patrol
California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.
Example:
Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.


NYPD Highway Patrol
: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.
Example:
Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.


French highway patrol
(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Example:
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.


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