Horned
When a man, who is in heat or horny will grow a hornboner in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.Horned
When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Example:
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Horned
Hornely
The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
Example:
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
On the horn
Example:
A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
Horning
Horning the act of committing adultery.
Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Example:
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
the horns
A hand gesture used by metal heads to symbolize their love of the music. First used by Ronnie James Dio during his years in Black Sabbath, during the Heaven and Hell tour.
Dio would use the horns to emphasize a particularly dark moment. The moment had to deserve the horns. Dio himself did not invent the sign, the horns were originally an italian gesture that was used either to repel or to give the evil eye, and went by the name Mano Cornuto. Dio gives the credit to his grandmother for impressing the horns upon him, for she was the one who used it the most around him.
Dio would use the horns to emphasize a particularly dark moment. The moment had to deserve the horns. Dio himself did not invent the sign, the horns were originally an italian gesture that was used either to repel or to give the evil eye, and went by the name Mano Cornuto. Dio gives the credit to his grandmother for impressing the horns upon him, for she was the one who used it the most around him.
Example:
It pisses me off that people give the horns at fucking Hannah Montanna concerts. They are ment for METAL.
It pisses me off that people give the horns at fucking Hannah Montanna concerts. They are ment for METAL.
The Horn
Example:
Hey mate, you see that bird there with the big jigglies? She doesn't half give me the horn.
Hey mate, you see that bird there with the big jigglies? She doesn't half give me the horn.