Hulk smash

The act of using hulk hands to punch a woman in her asshole. While the hands scream hulk smash you laugh so hard as you ram your dick into to her gaping asshole.



HULK SMASH
1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.
Example:
1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*


hulk smashed
When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.
Example:
Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"


Hulk Smash
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Example:
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.


Hulk Smash!!!
When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'
Example:
Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'


The Hulk Smash
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Example:
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.


Hulk Smash
When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Example:
Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!


Hulk Smash
To smash the table with a fist while playing beer pong knocking over several cups, usually the persons own cups.
Example:
Guy 1: Did you see Bryan hulk smash the table last night? He knocked over 5 of his own cups.
Guy 2: Yeah I did, that doesn't seem like a good strategy.


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