I'm Batman
by ICanSeeYouFap on Jun 26, 2011 07:20:32
A phrase so powerful that when used
wisely, especially in
court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges
for rest of your life.
Example:
Judge: "
John J. Johnson, you were
condemned to die by
jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"
You: " I'm Batman."
Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
I'm Batman
by Qwsde on Apr 24, 2013 03:50:23
Example:
Sheila:
Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.
Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman
*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class:
OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*
I'm Batman
by a name that is totally not tok on Dec 04, 2020 00:54:24
I'm Batman
Example:
I'm Batman
Because I'm Batman
by Hourglass Mage on May 06, 2011 00:10:11
Overall its a
justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your
house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming
chainsaw.
I'm Batman syndrome
by conman4618 on Nov 01, 2014 13:54:33
When Batman fans try to
rationalize that Batman would beat any other
super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when
realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
Example:
"
Batman would totally beat
super man cause he would like totally have a
back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
I'm the Goddamn Batman
by SpinnyPoggers on Jul 17, 2009 16:43:45