I'm not ready for a relationship
Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "
it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the
opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up.
Smooth as butter when it works.