I shit you not
by Omniv0r on Mar 11, 2022 06:32:00
A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the
preceding perceived assertion or
premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as
a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.
Example:
You: Idaho is a state in the USA?
You're shitting me!
Them: I shit you not! It's a state!
You: I thought it was an invention of
the corn industry.
Them: You're shitting me.
You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you
numbfuck.