Infinity gauntlet

A golden glove that goes in your left hand because right handed people suck



The Infinity Gauntlet
The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off
Example:
Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.


Infinity Gauntlet
A plot device that is able to reset movie franchises.
Example:
*with Infinity gauntlet, thanos snaps finger*

Woman: I think we'll name our son Rian Johns....what?...Where did he go?

George Lucas: The galaxy far far away will be in great hands under the leadership of Kathleen Kenne-

KK: Mr. Lucas, I don't feel so good...

George Lucas: You're all right.

KK: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as she fades away)

KK: Mr. Lucas, I’m sorry.


No u infinity gauntlet
The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Example:
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez


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