Ipads
Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when
it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors
tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically
queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
iPad
by icegu on Jan 28, 2010 12:11:21
iPad
by the_old_islander on Jan 29, 2010 02:21:56
iPad
by Cuntoleezza Rice on Oct 23, 2009 15:41:05
iPadicitis
by zealophile on Apr 09, 2010 20:49:23
A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of
Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device.
Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly
susceptible.
Example:
Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past
226 tweets were about the
iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all
the apps he'd downloaded.
iPad
by daj198 on Jan 29, 2010 00:31:07
A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as
the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $
499 in 2010!
Example:
I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't
drool over a piece of technology just because
Apple says
it's good.
iPad
by jc_Sed8d on Mar 02, 2010 00:50:51
Example:
'I really thought last night would be an awesome
night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told
me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad
announcement was a huge iPad'
iPad
by Clifwith1f on Jan 28, 2010 22:38:40
Apple's
giant iPod Touch.
Announced
January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB
ports, no multitasking and no cameras.
Ipadding
by Maxito628 on Apr 05, 2010 07:52:03
iPad
by Steveee Jobs on Jan 30, 2010 14:11:39